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  • November Theme Of The Month: Crushes!

    A Fart From The Heart

    | Sacramento, CA, USA |

    (Note: I am incredibly short.)

    Him: “Hehe, midget…”

    Me: “Really? That’s all you have to say?”

    Him: “That’s what I say every time I talk about you!”

    (He leans over and puts his head on my shoulder.)

    Me: “I hope you didn’t come all the way over here for a kiss after that!”

    Him: “But I love you! Also, I have a present for you.”

    Me: “Oh, really?”

    Him: “Yeah!” *farts* “It might be a fart!”

    Me: “Oh god, get off me!”