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    All Husbands Must Be Kept On A Leash

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Marriage & Partners

    (Note: I was one of the quickest and most efficient cashiers at my store, and often received positive comments about this from the customers.)

    Wife: “My, you’re just whizzing along! I can’t believe how fast you are!”

    Husband: “Didn’t you know? That’s the store’s new policy. They only hire fast women.”

    Me: *chuckles good-naturedly*

    Wife: “Don’t mind my husband. We only let him out on weekends.”

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