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  • November Theme Of The Month: Crushes!

    All’s Well That Girlfriends Well

    | London, England, UK | Flirting/How We Met, Infidelity, LGBTQ, Top

    (I’m reading a book in the library when a random guy approaches me.)

    Guy: “Hey, babe. Wanna get laid tonight?”

    Me: “Sorry, bro, but I’m a lesbian. And I highly doubt even a straight girl would accept such an offer from a stranger, really.”

    Guy: “You’re a lesbian? That doesn’t matter. We can still hook up! You can bring your girlfriend!”

    Me: “I don’t have one. And being a lesbian means that you only like girls, not guys.”

    Guy: “Then I’m a lesbian, too!”

    Me: “No, you have to be a girl.”

    Guy: “Does that mean my girlfriend’s a lesbian?”

    Me: “If she’s dating you, then no. Wait, you have a girlfriend?”

    (At this point, an embarrassed-looking girl comes over to me, apologizes, and drags him away. The next day, she’s again at the library, and I learn that she’s bisexual and has now dumped the rude guy. She is now my girlfriend!)