• Time To Step Up
    (373 thumbs up)
  • November Theme Of The Month: Crushes!

    Approaching The Dawn Of Awkwardness, Part 2

    | UK | Marriage & Partners

    (My wife has a little problem with being far too casual about giving away too much information. We are playing a board game at a friend’s house that has small models to represent each players character.)

    Friend 1: “Hey, I just noticed that my character is left-handed!”

    (Everyone around the table starts miming imaginary weapons to see if this is true for them too.)

    Friend 1: “I am too! That’s really going to mess me up.”

    Me: “That doesn’t necessarily make you a leftie. Everyone has something they do with their off-hand.”

    Wife: “That’s true! I wipe left-handed!”

    Everyone: *stunned silence*

    Approaching The Dawn Of Awkwardness