(I am a light sleeper, so it doesn’t take much to wake me up. My boyfriend has spent this particular night tossing and turning, which has kept me up. Needless to say, I am pretty grumpy the next morning.)

Boyfriend: “You need your happy sleep.”

Me: *amused* “My happy sleep?”

Boyfriend: “Yes. You are already beautiful, so you don’t need beauty sleep. You need happy sleep so you aren’t grumpy in the morning.”

Me: “Aw. I love you.”