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    Category: Engaged

    Engagement can be a bit like romantic purgatory for some, but at least you get to test drive a ring.

    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20

    | FL, USA | Engaged

    (Me and my fiancée are skyping and I’m reading some funny submissions from FML when I read this.)

    Me: “Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess ‘bacon’ was the wrong answer. FML.”

    Fiancée: “Haha.”

    Me: “I love you more then bacon.”

    Fiancée: “I love you more then bacon.”

    Me: “You don’t like bacon.”

    Fiancée: “But I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me.”

    Related:
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 17

    Another Gay Following

    | CA, USA | Engaged

    (I am female and living with my fiancée. We are both avid Tumblr users, though I definitely reblog a lot more posts than she does.)

    Me: “Whoa, wait… how many followers do I have?”

    Fiancée: “Too many.”

    Me: *checks* “I have 107 followers.”

    Fiancée: “Yep. Too many.”

    Me: “How the h*** did I get 107 followers? I don’t even remember getting notified.”

    Fiancée: “It’s because you’re gay.”

    Me: “…What?”

    Fiancée: “It’s because you’re gay! You post gay things, and other gay people follow you so they can see the gay things!”

    Me: “Yeah, but… most of the stuff that people reblog from me are, like, nerdy things.”

    Fiancée: “Then they’re gay nerds!”

    There Are Doctors, And There Are Dockters

    | CA, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancée and I are at our separate computers when she notices a story on Tumblr about a doctor with an interesting surname.)

    Fiancée: “If my last name was Dockter, I don’t think I would ever become a doctor.”

    Me: “If my last name were Dockter, I would totally have become a doctor. Are you kidding me?”

    Fiancée: “There are two kinds of people…”

    Stay The Duck Away

    | Redmond, WA, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancée and I are both hopeless nerds and I am obsessed with a particular video game that released an infamous joke patch involving crashing a car into rubber ducks. He can’t stand it, as he’s overprotective of our two real life pet ducks. I decide to randomly tease him about it via text.)

    Me: “BONUS DUCKS!”

    Fiancée: “Noooo, don’t hit the duckie!”

    Me: “But I gotta! That’s what Bert and Ernie taught me.”

    Fiancée: “Bert and Ernie?”

    Me: “You gotta run down the duckie…”

    Fiancée: “Don’t you dare.”

    Me: “Run down the duckie!”

    Fiancée: “Groan…”

    Me: “Run down the duckie if you want to play the saxophoooone!”

    Fiancée: “I hate you so much right now.”

    Me: “Love you too.”

    Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 18

    | IL, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé is laying face down on the bed playing a game on his phone. I jump on him and hug him from behind, lying on top of the back of his body.)

    Me: “I’m so glad that I’m in love!”

    Fiancé: “…I just pooted on you.”

    Me: “Yup… love…”

    Related:
    Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 17
    Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 16
    Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 15


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