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    Category: Engaged

    Engagement can be a bit like romantic purgatory for some, but at least you get to test drive a ring.

    Studied With The Naked Eye

    | Quincy, MA, USA | Engaged

    Fiancée: “Here’s an interesting study.”

    Me: “Oh?”

    Fiancée: “Apparently, sleeping in contact with someone can help improve the production of various good chemicals in the body and lead to more restful sleep and improved communication for couples.”

    Me: “That’s good to know.”

    Fiancée: “The study found that the effects are increased for couples that sleep together naked.”

    Me: *smiling* “I think we should test that. For science.”

    Fiancée: “No. I need pajamas on to fall asleep.”

    Me: “But… for science?”

    Fiancée: “No.”

    Love Only Grows From Here

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are in bed when out of the blue, he says this:)

    Fiancé: “You’re 98% awesome… and 2% polyester.”

    Me: “I could shrink.”

    Fiancé: “No, awesome doesn’t shrink. Does polyester?”

    Me: “Nope.”

    Fiancé: “You’re good then.”

    Don’t Want Any Of Those Easter Eggs

    | Omaha, NE, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancée walks into the bedroom. I am lying on the bed reading, and just as she turns away from me and loudly opens a drawer, I hear…)

    Fiancée: “When do you want your yeast infection?”

    Me: “YEAST INFECTION? You have a yeast infection?!”

    Fiancée: “WHAT? NO! I said ‘when do you want your Easter basket?’”

    About To Be Some April Showers

    | Newark, DE, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are talking wedding plans and trying to coordinate a date that our families can get together to talk costs and plans, and I’ve just gotten off the phone with my dad. To help save costs we’re doing as much of it as possible ourselves and taking advantage of his family’s abilities and careers, such as my mother-in-law as my wedding planner.)

    Me: “So, they know it’s April 11th now.” *looks over to my fiancé, seeing him looking horrified* “What’s wrong?”

    Fiancé: “You said it’s in April?”

    Me: “Yeah, we figured that out a while ago, remember?”

    Fiancé: “I told my mom it was in June.”

    Me: “Why did you tell her June? We talked about this not even ten minutes ago.”

    Fiancé: *panicking* “I don’t know!”

    All Things Said While Asleep Are Off The Books

    | Edmonton, AB, Canada | Engaged

    (My fiancé has gone to bed before me; I have stayed up drinking wine and reading. When I finally come to bed, I am a bit drunk.)

    Fiancé: *waking up, mumbling* “I love you, dear.”

    Me: “I love books.”

    (Seconds later I fell asleep; if he had anything to say about me apparently loving books more than him, I didn’t hear it.)


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