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    Category: Engaged

    Engagement can be a bit like romantic purgatory for some, but at least you get to test drive a ring.

    You Can’t Understand Her Pain

    | Nashville, TN, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are in bed, and I’m extremely tired. Though typically very hot at night, I pull more blankets on me.)

    Fiancé: “Did you get cold?”

    Me: *sleepily* “No, my knees just hurt.”

    Fiancé: *looking absolutely bewildered* “What?!”

    Your Butt Is Smoking

    | Fort Worth, TX, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancée and I are up late, perusing through our phones and I realize I’m missing my e-cig. I start searching for it.)

    Me: “Hmm.” *rummages through my blankets*

    Fiancée: “What are you looking for?”

    Me: *as my hand crosses the border from my side to her side* “My e-cig.” *my hand wanders under her butt*

    Fiancée: *in a slightly higher tone of voice* “It’s. Not. In. There.”

    Me: “I know.” *gooses her butt playfully and kisses her deeply*

    (At this point she squirms and moans a bit and I retreat to my side of the bed.)

    Fiancée: “YOU F****** TEASE!”

    Me: *cackling* “Found it!”

    Only Looking For Puddle-Deep Conversations

    | USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are known for having long-winded conversations about very unimportant or trivial things. We are lying in bed when it starts to rain outside.)

    Me: “Is it still rain after it hits the ground?”

    (After a few seconds of silence my fiancé rolls over and turns on his lamp, getting ready to have a long discussion about my question.)

    Me: “No, wait! I take it back! Go back to sleep!”

    Fiancé: “Are you sure?”

    Me: “I can’t hear you. I’m sleeping.”

    Thinking Heavy But Bouncy Thoughts

    | Henrietta, NY, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are on a car ride. I have been staring silently out the window for a couple minutes.)

    Fiancé: *somewhat concerned* “What are you thinking about?”

    Me: “Boobs.”

    Fiancé: “What?!”

    Me: “Well, I was thinking about my friend who has ‘J’-size boobs. She has to get her bras custom-made. Each of her boobs is the size of my head. I was just thinking how uncomfortable it would be to have boobs the size of my head.”

    Fiancé: “…so, boobs.”

    Me: “Yup.”

    Fiancé: “I thought you were thinking of something really deep with how focused you look.”

    Me: “Nope. When it doubt, I’m probably thinking about boobs.”

    If Music Be The Food Of Love, Part 3

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Dating, Engaged

    Me: *going through music just transferred from external hard drive onto a new laptop* “Apparently I also have the soundtrack for A Goofy Movie and Robin Hood, the Disney version.”

    Boyfriend: *starts biting on the collar of his t-shirt*

    Me: “What?”

    Boyfriend: *muffled* “This is just a random thought, I swear…”

    Me: “Okay, what?”

    Boyfriend: “Why have I not asked you to marry me yet?”

    Related:
    If Music Be The Food Of Love, Part 2
    If Music Be The Food Of Love, Then Game On


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