(After reading the ‘Chemically Imbalanced’ stories, I couldn’t resist sending one to my partner.)

Partner: “Barium, Tungsten, Manganese! Dude needs to learn his chemistry!”

Me: “Nicely done, sir. You have proven geek superiority.”

Partner: “Oh wait… Tungsten is ‘W’. ‘BaWMn’.”

*pause*

Partner: Barium, Thulium, Americium, gets ‘BaTmAm’. And that’s the best I can do.”

Related:
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2
Chemically Imbalanced