(My boyfriend studies molecular genetics in university, so when I read the “Chemically Imbalanced” series, I had to text him the same thing on my way home from work. Both of us being massive comic book geeks as well as him being a scientist, I was smugly confident he’d get the joke.)

Me: *coming in the door* “Hi!”

Boyfriend: “Hi. I got your text.”

(I beam expectantly.)

Boyfriend: *gesturing to the chicken stew cooking on the hob* “So… I added a lot of salt? You weirdo.”

Related:
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 6
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 5
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 4
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2
Chemically Imbalanced