(My girlfriend has just texted me a long list of things she wants me to pick up.)
Girlfriend: “Please get me those things and I will give you a million kisses.”
Me: “If you give me a million kisses, just pecks, you know that would take you like 11.5 days. Right?
Me: “Just saying. That’s a lot of time. Are you prepared for 11.5 days of kissing? I need an answer.”
Me: “Yay! I think I got a ‘Not Always Romantic!’”