(My fiancé is planning on picking me up at 3 PM from work. I text him throughout the day.)

Me: “Today is going to be stressful. I would love you forever if you bring me a coffee when you get here.”

Fiancé: “I will do just that.”

Me: “I love you.”

Fiancé: “I just want to confirm the pick up of code name ‘Sexy One’ at 1500. Code name ‘Loves Her With All His Heart’ will be bringing the elixir of life with him. Acceptance password will be ‘Love You’ followed by a hug or kiss.”