(I’m 4’9″, while my boyfriend’s 6’3″. We’re both male. We’re cuddling on his couch, watching a movie, when he twists his head to look at me.)

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “We need to take a picture. With a measuring tape.”

Me: “Why?”

Boyfriend: “My friends don’t believe there’s a guy a foot and a half shorter than me.”