(My boyfriend is a bit of a Pokémon nerd. We are laying in bed together cuddling.)

Boyfriend: “Head-butt.”

(He then proceeds to lightly head-butt me.)

Me: “What the?”

Boyfriend: “Girlfriend is confused. Use low kick.”

(He taps my leg with his foot.)

Me: *finally catching on, but without the energy to fight back.) “Girlfriend is fast asleep.” *closes eyes*

Boyfriend: “Pokéball go!” *wraps his arms around my waist, and pulls me close* “Girlfriend was caught!”

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