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  • November Theme Of The Month: Crushes!

    Hats Off To The Hat

    | USA | Fights/Breakups, Marriage & Partners, Top

    (At the time of this conversation, my wife and I were estranged. She had requested a picture of me to show to our son for his birthday via text message. I was wearing the fedora she bought me as a gift the previous year. I sent the picture and the following exchange happened over the phone.)

    Her: “Well, at least you still look good.”

    Me: “Thanks.”

    Her: “I see you got a new hat. Looks good. Some woman buy it for you?”

    Me: “Yeah. She is kind of hot, too.”

    Her: *sounds sad* “Oh?”

    Me: “You did…for our anniversary. Last year.”

    Her: *sounds happy* “Oh!”

    (We have since reconciled!)