(I am taking orders at the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant.)
Me: Hi, welcome to [fast food]. Can I help you?
Male Driver: “I’d like to get a fudge sundae, but I don’t need the nuts…”
Male Driver: “…cause, I already got them!”
(Suddenly, I hear a loud smack in the background.)
Male Driver’s Presumed Girlfriend: “Shut the f*** up! Thank you!”
Me: *trying to stifle laughter* “That’s going to be $1.38 at your first window. Thank you.”