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    He Drives Her Nuts

    | Davenport, IA, USA | Dating

    (I am taking orders at the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant.)

    Me: Hi, welcome to [fast food]. Can I help you?

    Male Driver: “I’d like to get a fudge sundae, but I don’t need the nuts…”

    Me: “Alright.”

    Male Driver: “…cause, I already got them!”

    (Suddenly, I hear a loud smack in the background.)

    Male Driver’s Presumed Girlfriend: “Shut the f*** up! Thank you!”

    Me: *trying to stifle laughter* “That’s going to be $1.38 at your first window. Thank you.”