(My boyfriend and I are preparing for our second date.)

Me: “So, where are we going?”

Boyfriend: “It’s a surprise, but I will give you a hint: it is a place where we can make fun of dead people.”

Me: “Uh, okay?”

(One hour later, we pull up to the museum.)

Me: “Oh, thank God! I thought you were taking me to a morgue or something!”

Boyfriend: “And you got in the car anyways?”

Me: “I didn’t think it through.”