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    I’m Not Gay, But My Boyfriends Are, Part 2

    | Berkeley, CA, USA | LGBTQ, Top

    (It’s a Friday. I’m chatting with customers while making their drinks. An attractive woman approaches my bar. Note: I’m a gay male, and few have trouble figuring that out.)

    Me: “Doing anything exciting this weekend?”

    Attractive woman: *glares* “I’m spending my weekend with my really jealous boyfriend.”

    Me: “Oh? I’m spending my weekend with my boyfriend too!”

    (She looks confused, then embarrassed, grabs the first drink out, and quickly leaves the store.)

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