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    I Can Be Happy With My Eyes Closed

    | Spain | Dating

    (I’m coming home at about 10:30 am after a meeting that’s gone well, so I’m happy. My boyfriend is still asleep. This is not unusual since he works in a bar.)

    Me: “Oh, my darling, my love, my angel! Do you want me to make you breakfast in bed?”

    (Silence.)

    Me: “Or, would you rather that go away so you can sleep?”

    Him: “I am pretty tired.”

    Me: “Okay. Just give me a kiss, and I’ll leave you alone!”

    (I start kissing him.)

    Him: “Stop being so happy. I’m trying to sleep!”