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    I Know Kung Poo

    | Brisbane, QLD, AUS | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are watching TV on his computer. He shifts over to my side of the bed to fart.)

    Me: “Why?! Why would you do this?!”

    (My boyfriend is laughing too hard to respond.)

    Me: “When you’re asleep in the middle of the night, I should roll over and fart on you!”

    Boyfriend: *completely serious* “Don’t fart what you can’t finish.”