(I am a gay male in high school. I’ve only come out of a select few people, but somehow some other people find out at my school. A guy I have a crush on (a seemingly popular guy in school), is amongst some people that are teasing me from afar.)
Guy #1: *passes me* “Hey [my name], wanna suck my d***?”
Crush: “Don’t be an jerk.”
Guy #1: “What? He’s a f**!”
Crush: “Yeah, and so am I.”
(His ‘friends’ look terrified and confused. He turns to me.).
Crush: “Hey [my name], do you want go on a date on Saturday?”
(We’re together 14 years later, and have adopted two kids!)