(My boyfriend is at work while I am at home. He calls to see how I’m doing.)

Boyfriend: “Work is crazy… had five customers all at once. What are you up to?”

Me: *sarcastically* “Doing laundry. My life is so rock and roll. Woo!”

Boyfriend: “I could see you rocking laundry AC/DC style.”

Me: “For clothes about to wash, we salute you!”

Boyfriend: “…I love you.”