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    | Australia | Flirting/How We Met, Golden Years

    (A passenger stands up to offer an old man a seat.)

    Old man: “Nah, just give it to that pretty young lady over there!”

    Girl: “Oh, it’s okay, you can have it.”

    Old man: “Are you sure? Okay.”

    (He sits down.)

    Old man: “Hey, about sitting here on my knees instead?!”