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    Looking For The Constellation Cans Major

    | California, USA | Dating, Exes/Old Flames

    (My boyfriend and I are video chatting with another guy that I used to date. My boyfriend is continuously reaching for my chest as a joke. I keep slapping him away, laughing.)

    Me: “Leave me alone!”

    Ex-Boyfriend: “Hey, don’t blame him. They’re so big they have their own gravitational pull.”

    Me: “Ugh.”

    (My boyfriend reaches for something on his desk and holds it up.)

    Boyfriend: “Yeah, I always have to use this to find them.”

    Me: “What’s that?”

    Boyfriend: “A star chart!”

    (The two collapse into laughter as I try and figure out how I keep dating men who love to mock me.)