(My boyfriend and I are chatting on Skype, when I decide that I’m going to head to bed. We always say ‘I love you’ to each other when saying our goodnights.)

Boyfriend: “I love you.”

Me: “I love you 2.”

Boyfriend: “I love you 3.”

Me: “I love you 4: the revenge.”

Boyfriend: “The I love you.”

Me: “The final I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I love you: the reboot.”

Me: “We’re weird.”

Boyfriend: “Nonsense. We rebooted the series!”