(My fiancé and I are playing laser tag with two of my sisters. We have just finished the game.)

Me: “That was awesome! Look, I got second!”

Sister #1: “Wait, who’s #2?”

Sister #2: “Oh cool! That’s me! I won!”

Fiancé: *to me* “Oh wow. I shot you twelve times.”

Me: “Wow! You shot me more than anyone else! When did you shoot me?”

Fiancé: “I kept coming around corners and you were there!”

Me: “You just like taking me from behind, don’t you?”

(Everyone bursts out laughing.)

Me: “What’d I say now?!”

(My fiancé eventually explains while my littlest sister continues to spaz about how innocent I am. My sisters cannot wait to hear what our wedding night will be like!)