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    May The Compliments Be Ever In Your Favor

    | MI, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend is doing his best to compliment me, and I am doing my best to foil his efforts.)

    Boyfriend: “You know who you look like? The girl who plays Katniss from The Hunger Games. But prettier.”

    Me: “She’s blonde in real life, you know.”

    Boyfriend: “Wow. She’s a lot less pretty now. You’re way prettier than her.”

    Me: “Thanks, honey.”

    Boyfriend: “I love you.”

    Me: “I love you, even if you look nothing like Katniss.”

    Boyfriend: “Um, thank you?”