No Flirting A-Loud
(I’m scanning out an elderly couple. The man is obviously hard of hearing.)
Me: “Hello, and how are you folks today?”
Customer: “You look so young. Why is that?”
Me: “I’m only 19.”
Customer: “What?”
Customer’s wife: “SHE SAYS SHE’S NINETEEN!”
Customer: “Oh…do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “I’m engaged, actually.”
Customer: “What?”
Customer’s wife: “SHE SAYS SHE’S ENGAGED!”
Customer: “Oh…do you want to go out with me sometime?”
Me: “Uh…here, I’ll just finish scanning your items for you.”
Customer: “What?”
Customer’s Wife: “SHE TURNED YOU DOWN!”
(893 Thumbs Up!)
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