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    Mickey Maus

    | Atascadero, CA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are just leaving a restaurant after dinner. Over the course of the weekend we have had several different conversations about WWII Japan and the U.S.S.R. about war atrocities and the experiments they performed.)

    Boyfriend: “Okay, lets talk about something different, something happy. Like Disneyland!”

    Me: *absentmindedly* “Yeah… like Mickey, Goofey and Donald going in with shotguns and blowing them away…”

    (My boyfriend starts laugh and smiling as he grabs me in a hug.)

    Boyfriend: “And this is why I love you!”

    Hungry For Love, Part 3

    | VA, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I are laying in bed.)

    Husband: “I love you hunny.”

    Me: “I love you too.”

    Husband: “I really love you.”

    Me: “What do you want?”

    Husband: “My butt hurts too much to go downstairs… will you make me a sandwich?”

    Me: “You’re lucky I love you and am hungry too.”

    Hungry For Love, Part 2
    Hungry For Love

    Getting Warmer To Find The Word

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Marriage & Partners

    (It is early in the morning, and my husband is getting ready to leave for school. Note that I am very warm when I sleep, and he was a little chilled last night because he didn’t cuddle up next to me for most of it. Now he is laying over top of me on the blankets.)

    Husband: *disappointed tone* “You’re so warm, but I have to go to school.”

    (He tries to get up, but my arms are around his neck. I hug him and he lays down again.)

    Husband: *sighs* “But I have to go…”

    Me: “You’re not even trying to leave.”

    Husband: “It’s because you have boobs.”

    Me: “And warmth. They’re your two favourite… favourite… what’s the word?”

    Husband: “Appendages.”

    Me: “Warmth isn’t an appendage.”

    Husband: “I thought we were talking about boobs!”

    Their Romance Is A Few Bricks Shy Of A Load

    | AB, Canada | Dating

    (I’ve been having a really rough time lately, and I’ve become oversensitive. My boyfriend has become very concerned.)

    Boyfriend: “Are you sure you’re okay? I hate seeing you like this.”

    Me: “Yeah, I think so. It’s just that the past few days everything’s been hitting me like a brick wall.”

    Boyfriend: “It’s okay. We can call a plastic surgeon.”

    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20

    | FL, USA | Engaged

    (Me and my fiancée are skyping and I’m reading some funny submissions from FML when I read this.)

    Me: “Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess ‘bacon’ was the wrong answer. FML.”

    Fiancée: “Haha.”

    Me: “I love you more then bacon.”

    Fiancée: “I love you more then bacon.”

    Me: “You don’t like bacon.”

    Fiancée: “But I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me.”

    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 17

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