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    Scoring A Hole In SG-1

    | Broussard, LA, USA | Marriage & Partners, Theme Of The Month

    (My husband and I will often marathon our way through various sci-fi series. I’m trying to say that we need to watch a particular series I’d seen a season or two of, but I can’t remember the title.)

    Me: “I can’t remember the name of the show, but I’m sitting here like, we need to watch the Magic Space Hole Show!”

    Husband: *laughing* “What?”

    (I make a large ‘O’ shape in the air with my hands.)

    Me: “With the portals…?”

    Husband:Stargate?”

    Me: “Yeah! The Magic Space Hole Show!”

    Husband: “I’ll show you MY magic space hole!”

    Me: “I’m pretty sure that’s grounds for divorce.”

    Husband: “In some cultures, it’s considered a compliment.”

    Me: *fake sobbing, pretending to be in court* “He showed me his magic space hole!”

    Not Crushed By The Weight Of The Relationship

    | IL, USA | Dating, Family/Kids, Theme Of The Month

    (My younger brother and his girlfriend started dating while I was away from home. After the fact, I was curious about how it started. Note that both of them are fans of the game “Borderlands” and that there is an achievement called “I have a crush on you,” which is acquired by putting another player in a car crushing machine in game.)

    Me: “So, how did you start dating [Girlfriend]?”

    Brother: “We were playing Borderlands online. She kept getting the ‘I have a crush on you’ achievement, and I sort of caught on.”

    Me: “Don’t ever let her go.”

    Brother: “I know.”

    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 18

    | Israel | Dating, Theme Of The Month

    (I got sunburned on my chest. Later that day my boyfriend and I are getting intimate.)

    Me: “Look, my boobs are Pokeballs!”

    Boyfriend: “Why do I even put up with you…”

    Related:

    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 17
    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 16
    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 15

    Modern Romance


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    Breast Laid Traps

    | MB, Canada | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I are laying naked in bed at the end of the day.)

    Husband: *places hand on my breast and squeezes* “I trapped a booby!”

    Me: “Yup, you sure did.”

    Husband: *snickers and takes hand off my breast* “Know what this is?”

    Me: “What?”

    Husband: “A booby-trap!”


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