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    Of Corset Can Breathe

    | Natchitoches, LA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are sitting on his couch so that we face each other. As we talk, I notice he keeps glancing down at my cleavage, which is pushed up by the corset I’m wearing over a low-cut lacy top.)

    Me: *snapping my fingers in front of his face* “Hey, I was talking to you.”

    Boyfriend: “I know but so were your breasts.”

    (He suddenly lunges forward and tries in vain to shove my breasts down into the corset.)

    Me: *laughing* “What on earth was that?”

    Boyfriend: “Your breasts were crying out to me!” *he speaks in a high-pitched voice* “Help us! We’re being strangled!”

    Me: *covering my face with both hands as I shake my head and laugh* “I can’t believe you just did that.”

    Boyfriend: *reaches behind me and pulls at my corset laces* “I must save your breasts from suffocating!”

    I Say Potato, You Say Anything Else

    | San Luis Obispo, CA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are cuddling after a long and tiring day at work.)

    Boyfriend: “You know, you’re really good at ruining romantic moments.”

    Me: “Hey! Why would you say that?”

    Boyfriend: “Because when we were kissing earlier you started trying to eat my nose. If the person you’re with is afraid that they’re going to be eaten, you’re doing something wrong.”

    Me: “It’s not like I was actually trying to eat it…”

    Boyfriend: “Hmmm, see, I’m not so sure about that.”

    Me: “But you love me!”

    Boyfriend: “…yeah.”

    Me: “You’re my little moose potato!”

    Boyfriend: “Moose potato? Did you just grab two random words out of the air and put them together?”

    Me: “Yup!”

    Boyfriend: “I like it.”

    I Told Him

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    This Cookie Crumbled Quite Nicely

    | Boca Raton, FL, USA | Dating

    (My girlfriend and I have been dating over a year now and she has been saying she wanted me to help her cook. She has been wanting to teach me how to ‘properly’ cook for a while now. I had just gotten home from a long day at work and she comes over to me, convinced that today is the day I’ll help her.)

    Girlfriend: “Babe, come on. You’re helping me cook dinner tonight.”

    Me: *sarcastically* “Yeah, sure. I’ll be right there…”

    Girlfriend: *starting to get annoyed* “Come on. It will be fun!”

    Me: “No, thanks. I just sat down and want to rela—”

    Girlfriend: “NO! You are helping me now.”

    Me: “But…”

    Girlfriend: “Please? Come on. I really want you to help me tonight.”

    (It continues like this for a few more minutes until I finally agree and walk up to my kitchen. I walk in and see a chocolate chip cookie sitting in a small box, I take the piece and hold it for her to have. As she bit into it…)

    Me: “There, that will shut you up.”

    (In the end we did make dinner together and it turned out to be a wonderful meal. If I will ever cook again with her is still up in the air.)

    Gullible Partners Theme Of The Month Roundup

    | Not Always Romantic | Roundups

    Gullible Partners Theme Of The Month Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s theme of the month!

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