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    Don’t Stop Mentioning The Unmentionables

    | NY, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I have just finished sexy time and are cuddling and talking.)

    Me: “I like your penis.”

    Boyfriend: “I’ve noticed.”

    Me: “It is a good one.”

    Boyfriend: “You’ve mentioned that.”

    Me: “Does that mean you don’t want me to say it anymore?”

    Boyfriend: “No, no, you can keep saying it.”

    Anatomically Incorrect

    | IN, USA | Dating

    (My girlfriend has been trying to get me to watch Grey’s Anatomy with her on Netflix. During a particular emotional scene, I notice she is tearing up, so to break the tension I rub my hand across her chest.)

    Me: “I just grazed your anatomy.”

    Girlfriend: “I hate you so much.”

    Getting To The Bottom Of This Autocorrect

    | The Netherlands | Dating

    (My boyfriend recently got a new phone, and had been texting me on it to test all the features. It autocorrected ‘snugs,’ short for snuggles, to ‘anus.’ Ever since, we’ve been using anus instead of snuggles.)

    Me: *snuggling against him in bed*

    Boyfriend: “You’re my little anus monster.”

    Me: “Oh, please, call me that in public!”

    Boyfriend: “What? Oh, no! I did not mean that! No!”

    Me: *hysterical laughter*

    This Love Has A New Hope

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Dating

    (My girlfriend and I are nerds. We always say weird things to each other that we find romantic and others find disgusting. We are lying in bed when I grab my phone and then put it down very fast…)

    Me: “I love you. I love your cuddles. I am like Luke Skywalker and you can be my Tauntaun.”

    Girlfriend: *grabs phone, looks up Tauntaun* “Awwwww.”

    Penny-Wise And Pound-Foolish

    | AL, USA | Dating

    (I am in a bad mood. My boyfriend and I are cuddling when he suddenly starts repeatedly pushing me into our couch.)

    Me: “What are you doing?”

    Boyfriend: “I’m pounding you on the couch.”

    Me: “…”

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