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  • May's Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

    Scoring A Hole In SG-1

    | Broussard, LA, USA | Marriage & Partners, Theme Of The Month

    (My husband and I will often marathon our way through various sci-fi series. I’m trying to say that we need to watch a particular series I’d seen a season or two of, but I can’t remember the title.)

    Me: “I can’t remember the name of the show, but I’m sitting here like, we need to watch the Magic Space Hole Show!”

    Husband: *laughing* “What?”

    (I make a large ‘O’ shape in the air with my hands.)

    Me: “With the portals…?”


    Me: “Yeah! The Magic Space Hole Show!”

    Husband: “I’ll show you MY magic space hole!”

    Me: “I’m pretty sure that’s grounds for divorce.”

    Husband: “In some cultures, it’s considered a compliment.”

    Me: *fake sobbing, pretending to be in court* “He showed me his magic space hole!”

    Not Crushed By The Weight Of The Relationship

    | IL, USA | Dating, Family/Kids, Theme Of The Month

    (My younger brother and his girlfriend started dating while I was away from home. After the fact, I was curious about how it started. Note that both of them are fans of the game “Borderlands” and that there is an achievement called “I have a crush on you,” which is acquired by putting another player in a car crushing machine in game.)

    Me: “So, how did you start dating [Girlfriend]?”

    Brother: “We were playing Borderlands online. She kept getting the ‘I have a crush on you’ achievement, and I sort of caught on.”

    Me: “Don’t ever let her go.”

    Brother: “I know.”

    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 18

    | Israel | Dating, Theme Of The Month

    (I got sunburned on my chest. Later that day my boyfriend and I are getting intimate.)

    Me: “Look, my boobs are Pokeballs!”

    Boyfriend: “Why do I even put up with you…”


    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 17
    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 16
    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 15

    Modern Romance


    Breast Laid Traps

    | MB, Canada | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I are laying naked in bed at the end of the day.)

    Husband: *places hand on my breast and squeezes* “I trapped a booby!”

    Me: “Yup, you sure did.”

    Husband: *snickers and takes hand off my breast* “Know what this is?”

    Me: “What?”

    Husband: “A booby-trap!”

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