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    Booger Nights

    | Australia | Dating, Theme Of The Month

    (My boyfriend and I have only been together two weeks.)

    Boyfriend: *stops kissing me, reaches towards my nose, and wipes under one nostril*

    Me: “Um?”

    Boyfriend: “You had a booger.” *giggles*

    Me: “Oh! Oh, god! That’s horrible.” *hides face*

    Boyfriend: “I’m sure I’ll see worse at some point. Why not get this stuff out of the way early?”

    Me: “You… you might just be what they call ‘marriage material.’”

    One Chicken To Rule Them All

    | USA | Engaged, Theme Of The Month

    (My fiancé and I are chatting on Facebook. I live in the south, and he lives in the far north. We’re talking about french fries and fast food randomly. We’re both total nerds.)

    Me: “I prefer my fries with a chicken sandwich.”

    Fiancé: “Oh tempt me not with the [popular southern-only chicken sandwich restaurant].”

    Me: “I was thinking about [another mostly-southern based popular drive-in], actually.”

    Fiancé: “There is only one chicken sandwich. Only one. And it does not share flavor.”

    Me: “And THIS is why I’m marrying you.”

    Fiancé: “I thought it was for my butt?”

    Couples Who Do Everything Together

    | USA | Dating

    (I wake up my girlfriend to ask her a question.)

    Me: “If you could pick how you die, in what way would you go?”

    Girlfriend: “Laying in your arms or holding your hand couldn’t beat dying together.”

    Me: “Hold on. You’re taking me with you?”

    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 11

    | Australia | Dating

    (I saw a funny line in the ‘Chemically Imbalanced’ series and sent it to my partner. I can be a little slow sometimes.)

    Me: “Is your chemical composition Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulphur, by any chance?”

    Boyfriend: “Hahah! Are you full of Beryllium, Gold (Au), and Titanium?”

    Me: “That comment is clearly made of copper and tellurium.”

    Boyfriend: “Huh? It means Be Au Ti… full.”

    Me: “I said that’s Cu Te. I adore you, but if you have no faith in my intelligence you should at least have faith in my ability to google things.”

    Related:
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 10
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 9
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 8
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 7
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 6
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 5
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 4
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
    Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2
    Chemically Imbalanced

    Getting Out Of A Sithy Situation

    | Calgary, AB, Canada | Dating, Theme Of The Month

    (My boyfriend and I have been having serious conversations all night about the progress of our relationship. We’ve been re-hashing the same problem for hours.)

    Boyfriend: “I know this is frustrating for you but, I’m trying. I’ll try.”

    Me: “Well, do better than try. BE A JEDI.”

    Boyfriend: “… Did you really just—”

    Me: “It’s already out there. I can’t take it back. But, seriously… Do or do not. There is no try!”

    Boyfriend: “This is going to work out just fine.”


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