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    The Boyfriend Sends His Regards

    | Irwin, PA, USA | Dating

    (Both my boyfriend and I are huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fans. One night, while doing the dishes, I’m listening to a song from the show that is famous for preceding death and slaughter.)

    Boyfriend: *wanders in* “What are you listening to?”

    Me: “The Rains of Castamere.”

    (Awkward silence for a moment.)

    Me: “I promise I’m not about to kill you.”

    Boyfriend: “Mm-hmm. Sure.”

    Somebody That You Used To Know


    This Is The Wife You Are Looking For

    | Streamwood, IL, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband is a huge ‘Star Wars’ fan. We are watching ‘Criminal Minds’ and we’re at the point in this episode where the local sheriff tells his son to go gather up the football team to help the search party.)

    Me: *without missing a beat, in a whiny voice* “But Uncle Owen, I wanted to go into Tosche Station and pick up some power converters!”

    Husband: “Best. Wife. Ever!”

    Not Enough Mass For The Cars

    | PA, USA | Dating

    (I am from Pennsylvania, and my boyfriend is from Massachusetts.)

    Me: “I get sort of tired when people found out that you’re from Boston and immediately follow up with ‘Pahk the cah in Havahd Yahd.'”

    Boyfriend: “Nobody parks in Harvard! THERE’S NO ROOM!”

    A Warming Friendtionship

    | PA, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (My best friend and are I are incredibly close, to the point where people think we are dating. My friend is male, while I am female. We go out on weekly dinner dates during school, and this happens on one of our ‘dates.’)

    Me: “You know, [Mutual Friend] asked me yesterday if we were ‘a thing.'”

    Him: “Yeah, my parents asked my sister the same thing.”

    Me: “Are we not allowed to have friends of the opposite gender without getting asked if we are together?

    (At this point I pretend to lay down on the table in exasperation and he grabs my hands to warm his own hands up. He continues to hold my hands across that table until he feels his hands are adequately warm.)

    Me: “You know, this might be why people think we are dating…”

    Him: “I was thinking the same thing!”

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