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    Doctor Poo

    | Seattle, WA, USA | Marriage & Partners, Theme Of The Month

    (My husband lets out a fart that starts off quiet, but quickly gets louder and lasts an impressive few seconds. After he is done, we look at each other. I’m amused, he’s embarrassed.)

    Me: “It’s a FARTIS! It’s bigger on the outside!”

    Getting A Marauder’s Slap

    | MI, USA | Dating, Theme Of The Month, Top

    (My boyfriend and I are driving back from the mall. At one of the stores we find a shirt that says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”, which is a saying from the ‘Harry Potter’ series.)

    Boyfriend: “So, who says that in the book?”

    Me: “Well, it’s the password to get into the Marauder’s map. You tap it with your wand, and then when you say those words, it shows you everything and everyone in the castle.”

    Boyfriend: “So, if you wear that shirt, and I tap it, the words will fall away and everything will be revealed to me?”

    Me: “Someone’s not getting laid tonight.”

    We Should All Have What They’re Having

    | Tustin, CA, USA | Dating

    (It’s Saturday night, and my boyfriend and I are listing potential movies to watch for a night in.)

    Boyfriend: “What about the one with that guy?”

    Me:When Harry Met Sally.”

    Boyfriend: “Yeah!”

    Me: “Oh! Or what about that one from that day?”

    Boyfriend:Safety Not Guaranteed.”

    Me: “Yeah! You know, we could reduce the size of our vocabularies and still be fine.”

    He Feels Affronted

    | Australia | Dating

    (My boyfriend is patting my chest with a content grin.)

    Boyfriend: “Ahh, why are they so squishy and soft?”

    (I push up my cleavage so that they’re not soft anymore. My boyfriend looks up.)

    Boyfriend: “You’re dead to me.”

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    | Not Always Romantic | Announcements, Theme Of The Month
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