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    On The Horn(y) Of A Dilemma, Part 2

    | Czech Republic | Dating

    (I’m looking through the window. My boyfriend is lying on the bed.)

    Boyfriend: “Come to me.”

    Me: “But I don’t want to have sex with you now.”

    Boyfriend: “Why not?”

    Me: “We have steak in the kitchen.”

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    Never Say Nether

    | Bath, England, UK | Dating

    (My boyfriend is lying with his head in my lap as we watch a movie. He pulls the duvet up to his shoulders, so only his head is out of the covers.)

    Me: “Ha! You look like you’re coming out of my vagina.”

    Boyfriend: “Hello from the nether regions.”

    Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

    | Seattle, WA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend has an uncannily accurate impersonation of Smeagol from the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and will often use it. Most people are a little weirded out by this, but I love it. I’ve just gotten home from his house. As it is rather late and I am tired, I send him a courtesy text to let him know I have made it back safely.)

    Me: “We gots home, precious. Yes, we did!”

    Boyfriend: “Yessssssssss! Precious is safe!”

    Me: “And this is why we’re together.”

    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 30

    | IL, USA | Dating, Zombies

    (Lying in bed after watching a zombie movie with my boyfriend I decide to ask him the question.)

    Me: “What would you do if I were bitten by a zombie?”

    Boyfriend: *without missing a beat* “Become a necrophiliac.”

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    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 28
    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 27
    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 26
    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 25


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