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    Getting Warmer To Find The Word

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Marriage & Partners

    (It is early in the morning, and my husband is getting ready to leave for school. Note that I am very warm when I sleep, and he was a little chilled last night because he didn’t cuddle up next to me for most of it. Now he is laying over top of me on the blankets.)

    Husband: *disappointed tone* “You’re so warm, but I have to go to school.”

    (He tries to get up, but my arms are around his neck. I hug him and he lays down again.)

    Husband: *sighs* “But I have to go…”

    Me: “You’re not even trying to leave.”

    Husband: “It’s because you have boobs.”

    Me: “And warmth. They’re your two favourite… favourite… what’s the word?”

    Husband: “Appendages.”

    Me: “Warmth isn’t an appendage.”

    Husband: “I thought we were talking about boobs!”

    Their Romance Is A Few Bricks Shy Of A Load

    | AB, Canada | Dating

    (I’ve been having a really rough time lately, and I’ve become oversensitive. My boyfriend has become very concerned.)

    Boyfriend: “Are you sure you’re okay? I hate seeing you like this.”

    Me: “Yeah, I think so. It’s just that the past few days everything’s been hitting me like a brick wall.”

    Boyfriend: “It’s okay. We can call a plastic surgeon.”

    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20

    | FL, USA | Engaged

    (Me and my fiancée are skyping and I’m reading some funny submissions from FML when I read this.)

    Me: “Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess ‘bacon’ was the wrong answer. FML.”

    Fiancée: “Haha.”

    Me: “I love you more then bacon.”

    Fiancée: “I love you more then bacon.”

    Me: “You don’t like bacon.”

    Fiancée: “But I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me.”

    Related:
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 17

    Welcome To The Relationship


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