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    Universally Thanking

    | USA | Dating

    (This is after my boyfriend has said I love you to me for the first time:)

    Me: “I love you, too.”

    Boyfriend: “Thank you.”

    Me: “Ha! You don’t have to thank me!”

    Boyfriend: “Maybe I’m not thanking you; maybe I’m thanking the universe for bringing me to you!”

    A-Salt-ed With Love

    | Adelaide, SA, Australia | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are at the movies, eating popcorn, when we both turn our heads in close to each other to speak at the same time. I interrupt to speak first.)

    Me: “This popcorn is saltier than a starfish’s a**-hole. Sorry, what were you going to say?”

    Boyfriend: “I was going to tell you that I loved you.”

    Difficult To Get A Good Reading

    | KS, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband snuggles up to me early in the morning as I’m reading on my phone, trying to get back to sleep.)

    Husband: “Whatcha readin’?”

    Me: “Nothing! Go away, still sleepy!”

    Husband: “I just asked what you’re reading.”

    Me: “We’re not having sex! I’m cranky!”

    Husband: “You’re just asking to get pregnant again.”

    Me: “Yeah, like that would improve my mood.”

    Engineering A Romance


    Stair-ing Into Each Other’s Soul

    | Half Moon Bay, CA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I share the same bizarre trains of thought. We are driving along the coast when he gestures out the window at some seagulls that are floating in the air above the beach.)

    Boyfriend: “I like how the seabirds just, like… become stairs.”

    Me: “You mean when they hover?”

    Boyfriend: “Yes!” *pause* “It’s nice that you get what I’m saying even when I don’t make sense.”

    Me: “But it does make sense: they’re not moving, like an escalator when it becomes stairs.”

    Boyfriend: “EXACTLY!”

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