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    I Love You From Adam

    | Cardiff, Wales, UK | Dating

    (Watching a trailer for new film ‘Pixels.’)

    Boyfriend: “This film looks terrible.”

    Me: “You know why it looks terrible…”

    Me & Boyfriend: “Because Adam Sandler is in it.”

    Boyfriend: “And that’s why I love you.”

    Me: “What, because of my hatred of Adam Sandler films?”

    Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 23

    | West Point, NY, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I are lying in bed after sexy times, he has a habit of patting my bum as he drifts off to sleep. Suddenly he starts laughing.)

    Me: “Care to share?”

    Husband: “I just figured it out!”

    Me: “…”

    Husband: *jiggling my bum* “Jigglypuff!”

    Me: “Are you calling me perfectly round?”

    Husband: “No, just your butt.” *jiggles it again* “Jigglypuff!”

    Me: “Sometimes I wonder why I’m married to you.”

    Husband: “I love you too hun.”

    Me: “This is going on the internet.”

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    A Pub-lished Number

    | West Yorkshire, England, UK | Flirting/How We Met, LGBTQ

    (I’m working the till, a few feet away from the main counter. The customer has brought a pasty and bun.)

    Me: “Okay, that’ll be £1.50.”

    (I take his money and give him his change when he shoves a piece of paper under my nose.)

    Customer: “This too.”

    (I look at the paper, which has what I assume to be the man’s number on it.)

    Me: “What’s this for?”

    Customer: “It’s from the pub last night.”

    Me: “Not me… I didn’t go out last night.”

    Customer: “Anthony?”

    (I shake my head and he takes his paper and goods, and then bolts.)

    Boss: “What was that?”

    Me: “I was just hit on by a gay guy. Even for me, that’s a first.”

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