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    A New Scale Of Understanding Each Other

    | Houston, TX, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I just had dinner with his family at a BBQ restaurant, and we leave to take a walk in the park. We end up making out.)

    Me: *burps a little while we are making out* “Oh, I’m sorry. I guess the BBQ isn’t settling.”

    Boyfriend: “It’s okay. I give that one a three.”

    Til Undeath Do Us Part, Part 42

    | Victoria, BC, Canada | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I had been dating a couple weeks when I decided to ‘pop the question.’ He doesn’t believe in or even entertain the idea of anything supernatural.)

    Me: “So, if there was a zombie apocalypse—”

    Boyfriend: “—nope, zombies don’t exist.”

    Me: “But just like, theoretically, if I were to be bitten—”

    Boyfriend: “You can’t be. Zombies aren’t real.”

    (I’m annoyed but let it go. Fast forward six months later when he is about to go on a trip for a few weeks)

    Me: “You have to come back in one piece, okay? Not two, not three, one.”

    Boyfriend: “But what if I turn into a zombie and get an arm chopped off? But I really want to keep the arm, so I walk around holding it.”

    Me: *laughs* “In that case you can come back in pieces. But what will you do when you come back to me, and I’m not a zombie?”

    Boyfriend: “Bite you, of course. You’re going to get turned anyway, so I may as well be the one to do it. Then we can wander the Earth eating people together forever.”

    (I teared up a little!)

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    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 41
    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 40
    Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 39

    Curiosity Killed My Mom

    | NJ, USA | Dating

    (I’m telling my boyfriend about my cat, who is rather old and sick and will probably have to be put down soon.)

    Me: “What do you even do with a pet when they die? Does the vet take care of them?”

    Boyfriend: “Yeah, you can have the vet cremate them.”

    Me: “I’ll have to talk to my mom about it. She’s had to do a lot of this kind of planning lately, especially with her parents passing. We’ve even had the conversation about what she would want us to do for her when the time comes.”

    Boyfriend: “Well, you could always just bury her in the back yard?”

    Me: *thinking he’s joking* “You think? But it’s a small back yard and it would kill the property value. You know I’m not keeping that place when my parents go.”

    Boyfriend: “For a cat?”

    Me: “Oh, I thought you meant my mom.”

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