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    Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 18

    | IL, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé is laying face down on the bed playing a game on his phone. I jump on him and hug him from behind, lying on top of the back of his body.)

    Me: “I’m so glad that I’m in love!”

    Fiancé: “…I just pooted on you.”

    Me: “Yup… love…”

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    Universally Thanking

    | USA | Dating

    (This is after my boyfriend has said I love you to me for the first time:)

    Me: “I love you, too.”

    Boyfriend: “Thank you.”

    Me: “Ha! You don’t have to thank me!”

    Boyfriend: “Maybe I’m not thanking you; maybe I’m thanking the universe for bringing me to you!”

    A-Salt-ed With Love

    | Adelaide, SA, Australia | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are at the movies, eating popcorn, when we both turn our heads in close to each other to speak at the same time. I interrupt to speak first.)

    Me: “This popcorn is saltier than a starfish’s a**-hole. Sorry, what were you going to say?”

    Boyfriend: “I was going to tell you that I loved you.”

    Difficult To Get A Good Reading

    | KS, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband snuggles up to me early in the morning as I’m reading on my phone, trying to get back to sleep.)

    Husband: “Whatcha readin’?”

    Me: “Nothing! Go away, still sleepy!”

    Husband: “I just asked what you’re reading.”

    Me: “We’re not having sex! I’m cranky!”

    Husband: “You’re just asking to get pregnant again.”

    Me: “Yeah, like that would improve my mood.”

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