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    Puffy The Husband Slayer

    | Tucson, AZ, USA | Family/Kids, Marriage & Partners

    (Two of my married friends are out to dinner with us. The wife is heavily pregnant and going to give birth any day. She has been getting a little swollen in the final days.)

    Husband: “Hey, honey. Are you okay?”

    Wife: “No, I’m fine. Why do you ask?”

    Husband: “Well, you’re looking a little puffy.”

    Wife: *death glare* “What’s that supposed to mean?”

    Husband: “You look…pretty when you’re puffy! It’s like a pregnant marshmallow!”