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    Punning Cheeses Is A Brie’s

    | Pearland, TX, USA | Dating

    (I hurt my toe on a blade my boyfriend left out. I text him about it afterwards.)

    Me: “It’s no problem… doesn’t even hurt any more.”

    Boyfriend: “Well, gouda.”

    Me: “It was only a small injury to my feta.”

    Boyfriend: “Do I have your parmesan to kiss it better?”

    Me: “Of course, but only because I swiss you.”

    Boyfriend: “D***, I’m out of cute cheeses.”

    Me: “I’m much cheddar at this than you.”