(I am female. My ex is male-to-female transgendered, which puts a bit of a damper on our relationship as I am quite definitively straight. Shortly after our tenth anniversary we go through a painful breakup and a rough period of non-contact. We are now renewing our friendship, and have gone out to eat before seeing a movie. We are joking about our relationship and my new boyfriend.)

Me: “You were just never man enough for me.”

Ex-girlfriend: “Yeah right! You just weren’t gay enough for me!”