(My girlfriend and I—female as well—are below average height. She is notably shorter than me. She comes up and hugs me from behind.)

Girlfriend: “Rawr! I’m a zombie!”

(I feel her stand on her toes and wait, but she drops back down a few seconds later. She sounds absolutely heartbroken.)

Girlfriend: “I’m too short to reach…”

(After I stop laughing, I kneel down in front of her, and she happily chews on my head.)

Me: “What if I turned into a zombie right now, and started to eat your brains?”

Girlfriend: “Well, you already eat out one end; you might as well go for the other.”

(I am on a Skype call with my long distance boyfriend. We haven’t talked for a bit, and I eventually hear deep breathing on the other end.)

Me: “Are you falling asleep?”

Boyfriend: “Hm? No, I was just listening to music. I went into Zen mode.”

Me: “Oh, sorry for breaking you out of it!”

Boyfriend: “It’s alright! You can break me out of anything. Especially prison… if I ever get caught.”

Me: “What for?”

Boyfriend: “For stealing your heart!”

(My fiancé and I are cuddling in bed. I keep trying to get out of bed, but he keeps wrapping his arm around me.)

Me: “Stop it! I wanna get out!”

Fiancé: “But I wanna cuddle you!”

Me: “Jeez, you’re like a Tentacool using wrap!”

Fiancé: “Tentacool used wrap! You can’t escape!”

(He tries to cuddle me again.)

Me: “Aha! I have the ability Rough Skin! [Fiance's name] was hurt!”

Fiancé: “…d*** it.”

(He actually lets me go!)

Related:
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 11
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 10
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 9
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 8
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 7
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 6
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 5
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 4
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 3
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 2
Good Thing They Caught Each Other

(My boyfriend and I love horror movies, and are both die-hard fans of ‘The Walking Dead’.)

Me: “Babe, if there’s a zombie apocalypse and I get turned, would you kill me?”

Boyfriend: “Nah, I’d pull a ‘Michonne’ so I could keep you with me. You’d be protecting me then.”

Me: *hugs him tight* “This is why I love you! I had the same plan!”

(Michonne is a character who has two zombies that she keeps as ‘pets’, by removing their arms and lower jaws.)

Related:
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 20
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 19
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 18
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 17
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 16
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 15
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 14
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 13
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 12
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 11
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 10
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 9
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 8
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 5
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 4
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 3
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 2
Till Undeath Do Us Part