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    Their Love’s Days Are Numbered

    | CA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I have ordered food at a restaurant and are waiting for our numbers to be called out.)

    Boyfriend: “We’re going to be together forever, aren’t we?”

    Me: “Of course we are.”

    Boyfriend: “And we get to build a life together.”

    Me: “You don’t know how much I’m looking forward to it.”

    Boyfriend: “I’m pretty lucky I have you.”

    Me: “I’ll never leave you.”

    (We hold hands across the table and share a sweet moment, until my number is called.)

    Me: “I’m leaving you.” *gets up*

    Boyfriend: “You’ll come crawling back soon.”

    Eloping To Tamriel

    | Centennial, CO, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are eating lunch. The topic of my favorite single player video game, ‘Skyrim,’ comes up. It should be noted that my fiancé owns the game and we do not yet live together.)

    Me: “If I got to play the game everyday, I’d be like level 40 by now.”

    Fiancé: *laughs and then gets an idea* “We should elope right now so you can get to level 40!”

    Well That’s One Way To Add Spice To Their Relationship

    | Burnaby, BC, Canada | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are passing a restaurant named ‘Hot Luck.’ However, the cursive font that the restaurant’s name is written makes my fiancé initially mistake it for another word…)

    Fiancé: “OH MAN! I thought it said ‘Hot F***!’”

    Me: “Uh, no, it’s that super spicy place.”

    Fiancé: *hugs me* “You’re MY hot f***!”

    Me: “…”

    Fiancé: “In the most romantic way possible. I swear.”

    First Mis-Steak Of The Relationship, Part 2

    | Newport, RI, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are eating dinner.)

    Boyfriend: “[My Name], I only have eyes for you.”

    (Pause.)

    Boyfriend: “And this steak.”

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    Even The Tardis Can’t Go There

    | Mountain Home, AK, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are at a restaurant eating soup, and I look up and happen to notice he’s staring down my shirt. I put my hand over my cleavage.)

    Me: “What are you doing?”

    Boyfriend: “I’m not doing anything!”

    (He pointedly looks away and I go back to eating my soup. Not even five seconds later I look up and he’s just staring down my shirt again. I put my hand over my cleavage again.)

    Me: “Not doing anything?”

    Boyfriend: “… I’m… staring into all of space and time!”


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