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    Take Me Gout

    | Philadelphia, PA, USA | Dating, Long Distance

    (My boyfriend has been working in NYC for a couple weeks and we haven’t gotten to see each other.)

    Me: “I miss gout.”

    Boyfriend: “I miss gout, too!”

    Me: “AUTOCORRECT!”

    Boyfriend: “You mean you don’t miss gout? Then why am I eating all this liver?!”