(My boyfriend and I have just finished watching a parade. We are walking back to the car, and he suddenly pinches my butt.)

Me: “Hey!”

(I bat his hand away.)

Boyfriend: “What?”

(We continue on walking as if nothing happened. About a minute later a truck goes past us.)

Man in the truck: *grinning* “I didn’t see a thing.”

(Both of us crack up laughing, both a little bit embarrassed.)