(My boyfriend and I have just woken up. I am telling him of this romantic dream I had with him.)

Me: “…and it was just so romantic!”

Boyfriend: “I know this is gonna kill the mood, but I wanna have a dream where we’re just together and all of a sudden around us there’s a swarm of demons. We just turn around to them, whip our weapons out, and yell ‘Let’s rock!’ and kick some demon a**!”

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