(I tease my boyfriend about always wearing white shirts. Today he has a different shade on.)

Me: “Wow, you have a beige shirt on today!”

Boyfriend: “No, it’s light brown.”

Me: “I’m pretty sure it’s beige. It’s too light to be light brown!”

Boyfriend: “It’s light brown! Beige is just a lie.”

(He does the Jedi hand gesture.)

Me: “These aren’t the droids I’m looking for.”