(My boyfriend and I are out for a walk.)

Me: *sigh* “I have so much to do, I have no time.”

Boyfriend: “Here you go.”

(He holds out his empty hand as if there is something in it.)

Boyfriend: “It’s ‘right now’, though.”

(I act as if I’m picking something small out of his hand, look at it for a moment, and then put it in my mouth, looking as if I’m enjoying eating it.)

Boyfriend: “What are you doing?”

Me: *without skipping a beat* “I’m savouring the moment.”