(After reading all of the Till Undeath Do Us Part stories, I have to ask my fiancé his take on it.)

Me: “So, would you shoot me if we were cornered by zombies with no hope of escape?”

Fiancé “No. I’d use you as a shield.”

Me: “WHAT?!”

Fiancé “Hey, you’re going to die anyway. But don’t worry, I’d shoot you after you got bitten.”

Related:
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 10
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 9
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 8
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 5
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 4
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 3
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 2
Till Undeath Do Us Part