(My husband and I are about to move house, and need to buy a new toaster. Note that I’ve just posted a status update on FB about this.)

Me: “How are you supposed to choose a toaster? How do you know what you want?”

Husband: “Do you think we’re allowed to take a piece of bread with us to see?!”

Me: “Did you just read my Facebook status?”

Husband: “No, why?”

(I quote the FB status that I typed about 5 minutes earlier:)

“When you buy a new toaster, is it okay to take a piece of bread with you to make sure it fits?”

Me: “Great minds think alike!”