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    Toasting To True Love

    | Leicestershire, UK | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I are about to move house, and need to buy a new toaster. Note that I’ve just posted a status update on FB about this.)

    Me: “How are you supposed to choose a toaster? How do you know what you want?”

    Husband: “Do you think we’re allowed to take a piece of bread with us to see?!”

    Me: “Did you just read my Facebook status?”

    Husband: “No, why?”

    (I quote the FB status that I typed about 5 minutes earlier:)

    “When you buy a new toaster, is it okay to take a piece of bread with you to make sure it fits?”

    Me: “Great minds think alike!”