(My boyfriend and I are discussing my strange affinity for picking up bits and pieces of languages just by listening.)

Me: “I’d never want to learn Japanese. Its syntax is too weird.”

Boyfriend: “But you’ve never taken a Japanese class in your life.”

Me: “Yeah, but I’ve seen enough Anime, and did enough in my Linguistics class to know it would confuse the heck out of me.”

Boyfriend: “Yea, you like to stick to less complicated languages like Mandalorian, Thalassian, and Dragonspeak.”

Me: “Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!”