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    Where Nerds Meet Their Choke Point

    | California, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are out on a walk. We goof around a lot, and are huge geeks. I put my arm around his shoulders.)

    Boyfriend: “Hey, you’re choking me!”

    (I move my arm so only my hand is touching his shoulder.)

    Boyfriend: “You’re still choking me.”

    (I move my arm so it is hovering above his shoulders.)

    Boyfriend: “Stop choking me!”

    Me: “Yes! Darth Vader status achieved!”

    Boyfriend: “Your confidence is your weakness!”

    Me: “Your faith in your friends is yours!”