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    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 3

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    (While chatting on Skype, I am pondering out loud about how much I am going to spend on my bacon-obsessed boyfriend’s Easter Egg.)

    Me: “Well, really, it depends on how much you are worth to me.”

    Boyfriend: “How much am I worth?”

    Me: *silence*

    Boyfriend: “Well, I know how much you’d be worth to me! If you were captured by terrorists and they demanded bacon for your return, I’d do it!”

    Me: “How much bacon?”

    Boyfriend: *thinks* “1 kilo?”

    Me: “1 kilo?! I am worth $9.50 of bacon to you?”

    Boyfriend: “No! No! Wait! More than that!” *calculates* “On my current budget I could afford 30 kilos of bacon…a week!”

    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 2
    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility